Media: 2019-40
Video Horror ExpressPeter Cushing and Christopher Lee being their reliably silly selves in an unexpected hybrid of zombie giallo and Hammer film. Makes…
Media: 2019-39
Audio Cradle of Filth: CryptorianaI’m actually kind of glad that Filth is losing his voice. It forces him into the lower registers, where…
Watching Mulholland Drive
A Slack Transcript ME [9:51 AM]@FRIEND I’m watching Mulholland Drive on Criterion Channel for the first time (I didn’t see it when it…
KOTOR: The Movie
Ah, KOTOR. The best property in the Star Wars Extended Universe, now shabbily discarded by Disney in favor of filling in what was…
Nowhere to Run
On the day of the Kennedy assassination, an unhappily married man hatches a thirteen year plan to make half a million dollars playing…
Heatwave!
ABC Movie of the Week, for some reason captured from BBC5. A wasted premise: humongous SoCal heatwave forces young couple into the mountains…
The Sleazeball Triumvirate
The Eloquent Goons, as cath0de refers to them, were the character parts repeatedly filled by these guys: … whose almost interchangeable faces led…
Aquaman
Shitty cartoon movie. This uncanny valley shit is not ready for prime time, and it needs to end (it won’t). Underwater psychedelics were…
Castle Freak
The second feature in the first episode of Shudder’s newest rebeoot of their Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs series. Unlike the first…
Plague
Bleak and relentless. One wonders if Kate Reid feels typecast now, as “the modern plague doctor.” The use of reverse motion to make…